We're an elite group of students (club members are known as Archis) who comprise Princeton's newest and most exclusive eating club. We are extremely cosmopolitan in composition and refined in practice. We eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner together, as well as afternoon teas and evening nightcaps. Each meal is prepared and served to us by authentic immigrants and eaten with multiple gleaming silver forks and knives. We are a 150-strong group of best friends. We always have the time of our lives. We all love each other. We'll love you too, if you get in.